BIOHAPHAZARD PRODUCTIONS
in association with The Modern World in a Primitive State of Mind Collective
walking through a drive-through
imitating kung fu
funny looking fat crew
throwing up beef stew
walking like a tourist
talking like a tourist
bitching, dealing, stealing
like a tourist
ripping off motels
bottles from the hotel
a tree for yuletide
taken from the outside
antisocial ratbags
looking for more fags
appropriating small goods
roughing up the neighbourhood
bucking like a tourist
shitting like a tourist
fornicating, defecating,
urinating tourist
bubba’s in a straw hat
brat’s gonna get fat
now I’m gonna leave ya
unruly pizza
driving ing like a tourist
arriving like a tourist
yelling, screaming,
parking like a tourist
deported like a tourist…
Unruly Tourist
Before the pandemic, lockdown, and villages being burnt down, there were Unruly Tourists creating havoc and the media lapping it up…
Written by Andy.
Performed by:
Tim – Drums
Fletcher – Hammond Organ
TC – Guitar / Vocals
Andy – Guitar / Vocals
Gareth – Bass/Vocals
David – Guitar
Thanks to Tom, Steve & whanau at Sublime Studio.
II. Dirty South
spinning out on devils bridge, coal pit, slaughter yard,
seven mile, white cliffs, round hill, reservoir…
old mill, rocklands, whiterocks, paradise…
tussocky, tutu, earthquakes and elephant
driving past the coal mine, it must be crib time
snake pit, pie cart, throwing up, falling down
falling out, making up, falling to the ground
… we were in love with the dirty south
to the place of light
running from the devil
lamb to the slaughter
pedal to the metal
the river mouth
after hours
stars above a long white cloud
… we were in love with the dirty south
III. Generations
from the mountain
to the sea
Waitaki
tears free
through the valley
to the mouth
whitebait
blows out
from the pop to the crop
from the top to the drop
generations
stands before thee
from the pop to the crop
from the top
from the bottom
to the top
gotta be careful
where you chop
from the topside
to the shin
gotta hone your
cutting in
from the block to the shop
from the chop to the pot
six generations
stand before thee
from the block to the shop
from the chop to the pot
six generations
stand before thee
IV.
Jesús Chrysler (Armagideon) Intro
Jesús Chrysler
rides beside ya
mud on your hands
blood moon horizon
you can rely on
armagideon
…………….
Jesús Chrysler
is there to save ya
Jesús Chrysler
will entertain ya
…………….
Jesús Chrysler
flies beside ya
remedy in hand
no use waiting
you can’t rely on
comrehendium
V.
CHOPS feat. Angus (Haggis) McFungus
chop suey
chop sticks
karate chop
lamp chop
chump chop
mutton chop
pork chop
chopping board
chopping block
chop it off
chop it down
chop wood
chop it up
chop and change
bust your chops
get the chop
chop shot
too choppy
Chopper
Chopperguard
chop shop
chop chop
After chopping chops
on the chopping block
I like to chomp
the chopped chops
with my chompers